Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 3 and Beverly Hills Episode 2

Another week has gone by!!! Since it's very near the holidays is right around the corner I'll keep it real short. Nene catches up on the drama with Porsha. We are fully introduced to the newest housewife, Claudia. She's going to be quite a vixen in my opinion. Kenya is trying to figure out how to forgive the girls for the abuse she has gone through the past 2 years (good luck with that). Kandi is trying to blend the family at home...even expand!!! Oh Snap!!! Phaedra finds out from Kandi that Apollo lied about the whole Kenya/LA situation which drives her nuts!!! Finally, the new and improved Cynthia is turnt up on Porsha and kinda wants to destroy her. LOL The final part of the episode is of Cynthia and Porsha arguing and throwing shade at one another. Cynthia has since faced a lot of criticism for her behavior. However, I LOVED it!!! Keep bringing the drama I say!!! LOL :)

 

On Beverly Hills, we see some of the bonding in this weeks episode. Kyle went on a trip with her family so she was out of the action...for now. We see Lisa V. hang out with Shiva (Muhamed's fiancée and rumored Housewife at the time). Lisa V. is still feeling the burn from the "gang up" she faced from the women so it makes since she hangs with other people. Oh, and she doesn't want to be friends with Brandi. I kind of find that to be obvious since it's clearly Brandi who slaps Lisa...DUH!!!

We see Lisa R. looking at some business opportunities see can take advantage of. She's a hustler I'll give her that. We also see Yolanda get her sexy back with her husband, David Foster...which was cute. Kim Richards gets the MVP award this week for bonding with Brandi and Yolanda. I'm glad she's getting her groove back. Yolanda rides horses with Kim and Kim and Brandi wear disguises to spy on Brandi's ex. J.R. When they were hiding, I just laughed out loud. It was hysterical. However, the big conclusion to the episode is when Brandi had a sit down with former Housewife, Adrienne. Pretty much they forgave each other....which is about time!!! It should of happened 2 years ago!!!

Next week we'll be introduced to the 7th Housewife, Eileen Davidson!!! Stayed tuned!!!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!! :)

 



Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 2 and Beverly Hills Premiere

Another week!!! Another Housewives!!!

The second episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta continued the turmoil of Apollo's life. Why is he not spending time with his family?!!! No wonder he's going back to prison!!! Everything isn't all about you Apollo!!! Peace out dude!!!

Well that's my rant about him for now. Nene Leakes continued her freaky Zumanity adventures in Las Vegas. Um...congratulations? LOL Honestly I could care less what Nene Leakes is doing right now. She needs to go back to Atlanta (which apparently she will next week).

Kandi claims that things are better between Mama Joyce and Todd...NO!!! Mama Joyce needs to get her Darth Vader self together and make peace with her daughter's husband, but oh well. Kandi also bought her mama a home...could she buy me one too? LOL

We then go to Cynthia's event which celebrates her Ebony Magazine spread and good for her. However, I didn't expect any less from her since she's a timeless model. Work it, Cynthia!!! Anyway at her event we see the arrival of Kandi, Todd, Kenya, and the newest Housewife, Claudia Jordan!!! Yay!!! I am really looking forward to the drama that Claudia brings. She better not hold back!!! She may be Nene's kryptonite...but we'll wait and see.

However, the big closing to the episode is when Apollo arrives to the party and wants to talk with Kenya...Say whhhhhaaaaaaaattttt!!! What the French Hooker is going to happen?!!! Turns out... Apollo admits to lying about seeing Kenya in Los Angeles!!! Whhhhhhaaaaaatttt!! Truthfully... I already figured Apollo was lying about that whole shit storm. Kenya may be a crazy amazon, but she's not a whore (contrary to the belief of Phaedra). Once Apollo admits the lie, Kenya becomes vindicated and everyone who believed Apollo at first about his lie becomes pissed off (especially Kandi).

We'll have to see how this revelation plays out next week with Phaedra and... Cynthia and Porsha have a confrontation (Finally some REAL DRAMA!!!).

 

 

Now, let's talk about the premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!!!

The women are somewhat at odds...well actually it seems Brandi is at odds with everyone since she's been busy filming for the Celebrity Apprentice (who she'll be competing with Atlanta Housewife, Kenya Moore as well).

The majority of the episode centers around Kyle's White Party. I'm glad this happened actually considering last season was bit flat.

Before the actual party, we are introduced to one of the two new Housewives, Lisa Rinna. She'll be interesting this season since we know for sure that she gets physical with Kim at some point. She definite fits in the group as she friends with everyone for the most part.

Sadly, we won't see Eileen Davidson until Episode 3 since she signed on to the show late.

Anyway, we're at the White Party and the most magical thing happened!!! Adrienne!!! Camille!!! Taylor!!! All the original Housewives came together for the White Party!!! This marks the FIRST time in Housewives history where all the Original Housewives make appearance in the 5th Season. No Housewives has ever done that. Orange County almost matched this feat but their original line-up came together in the 4th Season (No kind of reunion since). All the ladies seemed very happy to be around one another. They'll forever be bonded in my opinion. The party was going well until Brandi came. She was very uncomfortable. Now if she was uncomfortable then LEAVE THE PARTY!!! However, Brandi came to the party with reason...have a talk with Adrienne. Brandi and Adrienne agree to have a sit down to discuss their issues (which was so 2 years ago).

Next week we see their sit down and Kim is wearing disguises? Whhaaattt!!! We'll have to wait and see!!! Until next week!!!

 

 

 

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Real Housewives: Atlanta Season 7 Premiere, and New Jersey's Farewell

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk!!!

No personal business this time around except...REAL HOUSEWIVES!!!

November 9th saw the return of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The season premiere marked the official demotion of Porsha Williams as she wasn't holding a peach in the opening credits (Claudia Jordan will take her place once she appears later in the season).

The episode starts light with Nene landing a gig for Zumanity. I guess it's some kind of sexual performance kind of show. Anyway, it should work out for Nene since she was a former stripper.

The atmosphere quickly changes when it gets to scenes with Apollo and Phaedra. Apollo is pretty much facing the same charges he committed when he was first incarcerated. Such a smart fella, right? Hell nooooo!!! In the meantime, Phaedra is nowhere near her soon-to-be ex-husband. She isn't even at home. She moved herself and two kids to a suite to get away from the media frenzy. Now if I had a vagina and little children I would do the same thing. My only criticism of Phaedra is actually not going to Apollo's sentencing. I mean you guys are married, right? Support your man (even if he is an idiot).

We are then introduced to the newly married, Kandi. Nothing really happens except that it is established Todd and Kandi have different versions of parenting...WHO DOESN'T!!! LOL Sadly, there was no Mama Joyce in this episode...we'll have to wait for her madness next week.

Next we see Cynthia visiting Kenya. Kenya is still upset over the media frenzy over her beatdown against Porsha (or weave attack...whatevs). Anyways, Cynthia is now supporting Kenya more than ever now that her head is out of Nene's ass ( just saying). Cynthia also takes a jab at Nene regarding her history as a stripper. It's going to be interesting seeing how this new and improved Cynthia will play out this season...oh and Cynthia's still married to Peter!!! LOL

At the conclusion of the episode, Apollo and Phaedra have a heated exchange and ends with Apollo wanting a divorce. Another couple faces the Housewives Curse!!!

It was quite a premiere, but I would have liked to meet the newest Housewife, Claudia, and I really would have liked it if Apollo would remain mute, but we all know that's not going to happen...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of people not remaining mute...on Tuesday we saw the conclusion of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

The men were still arguing...wait I'm sorry...Jim was still arguing with everybody. Can't this guy get a muzzle?!!! Amber, take care of him!!! Oh nevermind, she's too preoccupied discussing "The Cancer".

The reunion this season was really lame. The drama wasn't as big like it was in the past..such a shame. In my opinion, it was all Dina's fault. she added nothing to the show!!! She even admitted that she regretted ever coming back to the show because of all the drama...REALLY BITCH?!!! This isn't The Golden Girls, OK?!!! By the way...Team Bring Back Jacqueline All The Way!!!  LOL

The big climax of the reunion was when the Rino/Mother-In-Law gossip was mentioned...which was boring!!! We're beating a dead horse people!!!

However, after all the madness, the realness of Teresa's situation was sinking in. Teresa apologized to fans for letting them down. She stated that this reunion will likely be her last. It became really emotional as host, Andy Cohen, started to get teary eyed. The reunion ends with the cameras closing in on Andy holding Teresa's hand and wishing her the best. I even got emotional at that scene. However, Teresa committed a crime and she'll have to pay for it when January comes around. By the way, Teresa might not even serve all 15 months in prison. Anyone ever heard of Good Behavior?!!! Duuuhhh!!! I wish Teresa the best and please keep her four daughters in your thoughts as they go through this tough time.

 

That's it for now. I hope you enjoyed my return to the internet and you can expect me again...NEXT WEEK!!! LOL :)

Anyway, if you want to keep up with what I'm up to I'm on Twitter @KyleOzz333 and Instagram: KyleO333. See you later!!! Double Love!!! <3 <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Graduation: The Review Is In

First, congrats to the Class of 2014!!! We've come so far and succeeded!!! Wahoo!!!

 

Now let's get real: How was the experience? I shall share my honest thoughts about my Senior year. The truth? This was not how I envisioned my year would be. I was truly hoping it would be more positive, but that was not the case. It seems every corner I turned at, BS would stare right at me. BS as in cliques, popularity contests and utter fakeness.

 

It has occurred to me that many people in my class were not properly recognized for the achievements they've earned. Frankly, that's sad. Why can't we celebrate one another or more importantly...celebrate everyone?! I mean the graduation ceremony SORT OF did that but guess what? People still stood out from the rest of us and I'm not ok with that. We all have something to be proud of and it should be recognized. Sadly, we're in a hypocritical town that doesn't see it that way. It's all about those who have money and who's well known in town. What a bunch of crap!!! That's nasty and RUDE!!!

 

Also, some people should not have won some of their awards. That's right!!! I went there!!! Knowing some of these people, they are fake and naaaasssssttttyyyy!!! It sickens me that they got away with their classlessness (I never thought I would use that word LOL)!!!

 

Another thing, I went through a lot this year. I went through things someone shouldn't go through. I've been through some tough situations that no one bothered to ask about or even care to know (except family and TRUE LONGTIME  friends of course).

 

However, I am so grateful to my friends and family for being there for me. Even when I was down, they brought me up. They saved me from Real Housewives disaster!!! LOL!!! So my final thought is this my class: GROW UP!!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! It gets tougher from here. Some of you will fail (in some cases I hope you really bomb in life LOL JK) and it's up to you to carry on. Good luck with that!!! Peace out, 2014!!!

P.S. Here is a pic with me and my family :)







Denise :)

Denise

 

There is a girl so beautiful.

 

She is so cool,

 

And she is far from a fool.

 

She is the best Mother,

 

Nothing becomes her bother.

 

She gives you hugs,

 

Because Mama Bear is full of love.

 

She is my dove,

 

From Heaven above.

 

My Denise is so nice,

 

It doesn't hurt that she got some spice. ;)

 

She is so funny,

 

And she would never hurt a bunny.

 

She always lifts you up,

 

Because that's how a great a person she is.

 

She is the realest gal I know,

 

And it makes me love her more than ever.

 

She is the wind beneath my wings,

 

She makes me want to fly.

 

I LOVE Denise with all my heart.

 

She is the Mother/Sister/Best Friend that I will always have.

 

I LOVE MY DENISE!!! :) <3 <3 <3

 



The Little, The Women, and Slipknot LOL

2 more weeks...2 weeks!!!

I'm graduating in 2 weeks!!! How is this possible!!! LOL

It's strange how things have changed, but life must go on...Housewives style!!!

I corrupted yet another person to the Real Housewives!!! Yay!!! My evil plan is coming together real nicely!!! Weeeee!!!

If you want to convert someone, make them watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and BAM!!! You got them in the palm of your hands!!! LOL Yay!!! :)

Also it is now Slipknot month. For most of May, I will be listening to favorite metal band!!! Slipknot just gives me life!!! I love all their songs!!! They give me the feeeeels!!! Deal with it!!! I'll post a Slipknot video down below so that you can get a feel for them. :)

Finally, I'm going to be in a musical tomorrow. It's called Little Women by Jay Richards!!! It's a fun show and I hope a lot of people will enjoy. My cast mates and I worked real hard on this so hopefully everything pays off in the end!!! My favorite songs are "Little Women", "The Prayer", and "Marry Money".

Everything is changing so fast!!! Hopefully I can keep up!!! LOL Release the Slipknot/Reba/Lady GaGa/Floor Jansen army!!! Have a wonderful weekend everyone!!! Live life the way you want to live it!!! Rock on!!! Love you all!!! Until then...

 

P.S. My Costa Rica trip is coming up too!!! Super stoked about that!!! :)

 

Here is a Slipknot song and an intro to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UwfC9aPzuh4

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-OCxYcOHkE&list=PLULywcWN7l4j2CQxj66VhEMEHWpKAj5jO&feature=player_detailpage

The Pets and The Peeves

Hey everybody!!! Hope all of you are having a wonderful week!!! Me? Not quite as good as I would have liked. Sometimes I overthink things and it gets the best of me. I often wonder if I had a twin hooker if he would feel my struggle!!! LOL!!!

 

You know what really bothers me? I hate feeling dumbed down. I hate how there are individuals out there who feel the need to explain things to others in a "simple" manner when we didn't need to be told in the first place!!! Want to know why?!!! WE ALREADY KNEW BEFORE YOU EVEN EXPLAINED IT TO US EINSTEIN!!! GO TO THE CORNER!!! LOL!!! There is method in my madness (Hamlet), but being a Ginger can be downright difficult!!!

 

Thank goodness for this blog and WRITING PERIOD!!! Sometimes you got to let these things flow out of you...like Gangnam Style (don't get me started on this haha).

 

The Costa Rica trip is coming up!!! So excited!!! Weeeee!!! Glad to go with my wonderful friends!!! I'll be sure to catch up on a couple episodes of The Real Housewives of Orange County since they went to Costa Rica back in Season 7. And in school, we're reading one of the best books of all time!!! AND THEN THERE WERE NONE (by Agatha Christie!!!)!!! I'm so excited to read it yet again!!!

 

Sorry for the back and forth in this edition of my blog. I felt the need to let things out more than Taylor Swift talking about ex-boyfriends!!! LOL!!!

 

Until next time... Have a wonderful week!!! Love you all!!! :) <3 <3 <3

Housewives, School, and Easter

Hi everybody!!!

Hope you all had a wonderful Easter!!! Eat those bunnies!!! Yum!!!

Have you heard the recent controversy over my precious Real Housewives? Well, let me spill the tea, darling!!! On Part 1 of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta Reunion, there was a fight between 2 of the women on set. Porsha Williams pulled Kenya Moore's hair and dragged her to the ground and across the floor!!! Oh snap!!! Many people are blaming Kenya for the fight in the first place but my thing is this: WHY THE VIOLENCE!!! This whole thing could have been prevented!!! Why did an innocent, dramatic show turn into a brawlfest?! It's sad that people have to see the worst in others and not embrace the good. Embrace the good darn it!!! But oh well!!! Let the drama continue!!!

 

School is almost over for me. 5 more weeks!!! It's crazy!!! It's insane!!! And I haven't even had my Coca-Cola yet!!! LOL!!! I'll update you more on that...LATER ON!!! Hahaha

 

Easter was such a blessing this year!!!

I got to surprise my wonder friends (who are my family anyway, but sometimes the internet is soooo sensitive when it comes to those terms). A beautiful lady once said "The best gift you can give someone is your time." Hehe Love you, Denise!!! :)

That's all I have for now!!! But I'll do my darnedest to do more posts!!! Darn you life for getting in my life!!! Haha!!!

BTW: Check out a song called "The Divine Conspiracy" by Epica!!! It's so EPIC!!!

Talk you guys later!!! Love you all!!! :) <3 <3 <3

Humumumumumumumu

Hey everybody!!! Hope everyone had a fantastic week!!!

School, as many of you know, can be stressful.

But that is ok. Sometimes you have to go through the rough spots to get to the smooth ones.

Anyone listen to good music lately? I heard this song called "Pulses" by Karmin. It has a killer beat!!! Check it out (I'll post a link below)!!! Anyone check the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion earlier this week? Didn't have as much drama as I hoped, but there are two more parts so....TO BE CONTINUED!!! Oh Snap!!!

I would like to talk about the other Real Housewives eventually but it'll have to wait for now.

Anyone see that nun sing on The Voice what a talent!!! It even made a judge cry!!! Deep stuff, man!!!

I'm so happy winter is finally deciding to step down for the season. It was time for a change!!!

I recently saw The Phantom Of The Opera last week and it was amazing!!! My only minor criticism is that the Christine character didn't hit a high enough note on the "Phantom of the Opera" songg. I was hoping to get goose bumps but instead got weird bumps!!! Sha-Zam!!! But then again, what do I know about performing? Anything can happen on stage!!!

Well I got to go people!!! I'll talk to you sooner than T.V. cancellation!!! LOL :)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3RRrNWF46Ns

EXAM WEEK

Exam week!!! Oh no!!! How can I live!!! LOL
Exam week has actually been so kind to me...so far anyway haha!!!
Surprisingly enough, I've stayed positive!!! Bam!!! Wahoo!!!
I have a feeling my first set of exams went pretty well.
They were over Food & Technology and Statistics (Oh Snap).
I apologize for being all over the place...I had some weird pizza. LOL O.o
Anyway, to prepare for my exams (besides studying), I listened to artists like Sarah Brightman and ReVamp!!! Their music just gives me life and the relaxation that my mind needed for the exams.
I also watched some classic skits from one of my favorite comedy shows of all time, Madtv.
Anyway, I have 2 more exams for tomorrow and then it'll be time for the 3rd trimester. Yay!!!
What are your methods for exams? Share the love!!! Have a wonderful week!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul2PI3RYbyA&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6yneu-bcXU&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCJOhHXTW8&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a03cOIp5Euw&feature=player_detailpage

Artists That Give Me Orgasmic...Proportions Part 1

Hello once again!!! I have a new thing to talk about!!! You ready? You sure about this? TOO BAD!!!

I want to talk about music artists that give me music ORGASMS!!! Why me you may ask? Because it's my blog!!! Duh!!! LOL

Anyway...one of the bands I want to talk about is a Dutch band called After Forever. They are a symphonic metal. In case you are confused, symphonic metal is metal that incorporates elements of opera and orchestral music. Symphonic metal occasionally has death growl vocals as well.  Who would have thought that was possible? Oh wait, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! That's my life lesson for the day!!! LOL

Back to the band. The band formed in 1995 but didn't officially release music until 1999. Then, they released their first album in 2000 called Prison of Desire. A year later, they released Decipher. In 2004, they would then release their 1st and only concept album, Invisible Circles. A year after that, they released Remagine. Finally, in 2007, they released a self-titled album.....this album would be their last.

Yeah they disbanded (they felt they had no more energy to give to the band), but that is not the point!!! Their music lives on!!! Their music gives me everything!!! Opera. Metal. Drama. Covers. Floor Jansen!!! Let's talk about her for a second.

Floor Jansen was the lead vocalist for the band (duh). Her vocal power is beyond insane!!! She can sing a phone book and still make interesting and bad ass!!! BETTY WHITE WOULD ADOPT HER!!! LOL She's that awesome!!! I believe it was Floor who made the band what it was. If it wasn't for her, the band would be nothing!!! The music wouldn't have been made if the guys didn't make the music they did to fit Floor's beautiful voice!!! Floor, Floor, Floor!!! Wahoo!!!

The band is plain and simply fantastic!!! I love all their songs!!! They will live on!!! Floor Jansen is not done with music by the way!!! She is currently in two bands. She is in her own self-made band ReVamp (check them out!!!), and she is also in the successful Finland act, Nightwish (also check them out!!!) LOL I'll post some links below so you can get a taste of the band(s)...but mostly FLOOR JANSEN!!! Rock On!!! Talk to you all soon!!! :)

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fjm4BrNAf6s

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-Cnhw0RAKFw

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wwakkyStLVI

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JYjIlHWBAVo

Beverly Hills Darling!!! Sticking Up Against A Favorite

Hey everybody!!! Hope everyone's week started off right...ish!!! LOL I feel that it is time to discusss...The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!!! Oh Snap!!!

Here is what I don't get...what is wrong with talking with a friend about issues? If you are truly friends with someone and have issues with them, would it not be logical to talk about it with them? On the show there is Lisa, the fun Brit. People on and off the show seem to give her this Queen Bee persona and almost untouchable air about her. Why? Yeah she's funny, but that doesn't mean she's better than anyone else on the show. Sure she's been on since Season 1, but so have Kim and Kyle Richards.

Back to where I was getting at. Lisa has issues with almost everyone on the show. She has some deep problem with Kyle, dismisses Kim (a lot), has a boundary problem with Brandi, and has different friendship standards with Yolanda. The main issue with all the women in my opinion? LISA!!! BAM!!! SHAZAM!!! I know you're shocked (if you're a Housewives' fan like I am lol).

Here's my thing: Lisa seems to throw digs at everybody, but when it comes to face to face, Lisa can't take it...AT ALL!!! Lisa stirs the pot just enough and she just dodges any situation. I find that she can be very calculative. Do I think she is a bad person? No. I think she does this to get ratings for the show. If you don't believe me, watch her spin off Vanderpump Rules. She keeps all her workers on the show not because they're good employees but because they make good dramatic T.V. drama.

Lisa can't handle the fact that she can be the problem too. She wants to be fake on camera and give fans her good side and not show her "naughty" side when she faces the girls. For now, it seems to be working. People seem to favor Lisa over all the Beverly Hills Housewives. However, maybe people can see other characters on the show as new favorites. Kim Richards is my favorite. After her battle with alcoholism, she is finally finding her way in life and she is freaking funny!!! I can't get enough of her!!! Just a food for thought my reality show addicts!!! Hahaha

Stay tuned for next week on the issue on Housewives. I may discuss this more. If all else fails....TEEN WOLF!!! LOL :)

Have a wonder day!!! Talk to you sooner than you think!!! WAHOO!!! :)



Here We Go Again.....Ohhhhhh Noooooo

I'm back!!!

You weren't expecting it. No one saw it coming....except me!!! LOL Hope everyone is doing ok since my absence. I apologize for not writing in such a long time. I had an apocalyptic writer's block. Yeah, very bad haha!!!

Have any of you felt that you told someone important to you that they're making a mistake? A disaster in the making? The ultimate kill? Well that happened nearly two years ago to me. I was made out to be the bad guy all because I had a bad feeling about a situation...and years later I WAS RIGHT!!!

Damn, I can't help but have these feelings of anger and disappointment. It always happens with me. I have a six sense for crap about to happen and no one listens to me? Is there something wrong with me? Can I get a gold medal for putting up with shit (pardon my hooker French)?

On a positive note, I'm super excited for March to get here. I will be going to see Phantom of The Opera with my Drama Club!!! Yay!!! I love musicals!!! Also, I recently got all my paperwork for a passport. I will be going to Costa Rica in June!!! Weeeee!!! Isn't that awesome!!! Don't answer that because I know it is!!! LOL

I got to go for now. Comment if you want to. Don't be shy!!! I will do my best to post more!!! Have a wonderful day!!! If all else fails, watch Real Housewives!!! :)