Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 3 and Beverly Hills Episode 2

Another week has gone by!!! Since it's very near the holidays is right around the corner I'll keep it real short. Nene catches up on the drama with Porsha. We are fully introduced to the newest housewife, Claudia. She's going to be quite a vixen in my opinion. Kenya is trying to figure out how to forgive the girls for the abuse she has gone through the past 2 years (good luck with that). Kandi is trying to blend the family at home...even expand!!! Oh Snap!!! Phaedra finds out from Kandi that Apollo lied about the whole Kenya/LA situation which drives her nuts!!! Finally, the new and improved Cynthia is turnt up on Porsha and kinda wants to destroy her. LOL The final part of the episode is of Cynthia and Porsha arguing and throwing shade at one another. Cynthia has since faced a lot of criticism for her behavior. However, I LOVED it!!! Keep bringing the drama I say!!! LOL :)
 
On Beverly Hills, we see some of the bonding in this weeks episode. Kyle went on a trip with her family so she was out of the action...for now. We see Lisa V. hang out with Shiva (Muhamed's fiancĂ©e and rumored Housewife at the time). Lisa V. is still feeling the burn from the "gang up" she faced from the women so it makes since she hangs with other people. Oh, and she doesn't want to be friends with Brandi. I kind of find that to be obvious since it's clearly Brandi who slaps Lisa...DUH!!!
We see Lisa R. looking at some business opportunities see can take advantage of. She's a hustler I'll give her that. We also see Yolanda get her sexy back with her husband, David Foster...which was cute. Kim Richards gets the MVP award this week for bonding with Brandi and Yolanda. I'm glad she's getting her groove back. Yolanda rides horses with Kim and Kim and Brandi wear disguises to spy on Brandi's ex. J.R. When they were hiding, I just laughed out loud. It was hysterical. However, the big conclusion to the episode is when Brandi had a sit down with former Housewife, Adrienne. Pretty much they forgave each other....which is about time!!! It should of happened 2 years ago!!!
Next week we'll be introduced to the 7th Housewife, Eileen Davidson!!! Stayed tuned!!!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!! :)
 


Friday, November 21, 2014

Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 2 and Beverly Hills Premiere

Another week!!! Another Housewives!!!
The second episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta continued the turmoil of Apollo's life. Why is he not spending time with his family?!!! No wonder he's going back to prison!!! Everything isn't all about you Apollo!!! Peace out dude!!!
Well that's my rant about him for now. Nene Leakes continued her freaky Zumanity adventures in Las Vegas. Um...congratulations? LOL Honestly I could care less what Nene Leakes is doing right now. She needs to go back to Atlanta (which apparently she will next week).
Kandi claims that things are better between Mama Joyce and Todd...NO!!! Mama Joyce needs to get her Darth Vader self together and make peace with her daughter's husband, but oh well. Kandi also bought her mama a home...could she buy me one too? LOL
We then go to Cynthia's event which celebrates her Ebony Magazine spread and good for her. However, I didn't expect any less from her since she's a timeless model. Work it, Cynthia!!! Anyway at her event we see the arrival of Kandi, Todd, Kenya, and the newest Housewife, Claudia Jordan!!! Yay!!! I am really looking forward to the drama that Claudia brings. She better not hold back!!! She may be Nene's kryptonite...but we'll wait and see.
However, the big closing to the episode is when Apollo arrives to the party and wants to talk with Kenya...Say whhhhhaaaaaaaattttt!!! What the French Hooker is going to happen?!!! Turns out... Apollo admits to lying about seeing Kenya in Los Angeles!!! Whhhhhhaaaaaatttt!! Truthfully... I already figured Apollo was lying about that whole shit storm. Kenya may be a crazy amazon, but she's not a whore (contrary to the belief of Phaedra). Once Apollo admits the lie, Kenya becomes vindicated and everyone who believed Apollo at first about his lie becomes pissed off (especially Kandi).
We'll have to see how this revelation plays out next week with Phaedra and... Cynthia and Porsha have a confrontation (Finally some REAL DRAMA!!!).
 
 
Now, let's talk about the premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!!!
The women are somewhat at odds...well actually it seems Brandi is at odds with everyone since she's been busy filming for the Celebrity Apprentice (who she'll be competing with Atlanta Housewife, Kenya Moore as well).
The majority of the episode centers around Kyle's White Party. I'm glad this happened actually considering last season was bit flat.
Before the actual party, we are introduced to one of the two new Housewives, Lisa Rinna. She'll be interesting this season since we know for sure that she gets physical with Kim at some point. She definite fits in the group as she friends with everyone for the most part.
Sadly, we won't see Eileen Davidson until Episode 3 since she signed on to the show late.
Anyway, we're at the White Party and the most magical thing happened!!! Adrienne!!! Camille!!! Taylor!!! All the original Housewives came together for the White Party!!! This marks the FIRST time in Housewives history where all the Original Housewives make appearance in the 5th Season. No Housewives has ever done that. Orange County almost matched this feat but their original line-up came together in the 4th Season (No kind of reunion since). All the ladies seemed very happy to be around one another. They'll forever be bonded in my opinion. The party was going well until Brandi came. She was very uncomfortable. Now if she was uncomfortable then LEAVE THE PARTY!!! However, Brandi came to the party with reason...have a talk with Adrienne. Brandi and Adrienne agree to have a sit down to discuss their issues (which was so 2 years ago).
Next week we see their sit down and Kim is wearing disguises? Whhaaattt!!! We'll have to wait and see!!! Until next week!!!
 
 
 
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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Real Housewives: Atlanta Season 7 Premiere, and New Jersey's Farewell

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk!!!
No personal business this time around except...REAL HOUSEWIVES!!!
November 9th saw the return of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The season premiere marked the official demotion of Porsha Williams as she wasn't holding a peach in the opening credits (Claudia Jordan will take her place once she appears later in the season).
The episode starts light with Nene landing a gig for Zumanity. I guess it's some kind of sexual performance kind of show. Anyway, it should work out for Nene since she was a former stripper.
The atmosphere quickly changes when it gets to scenes with Apollo and Phaedra. Apollo is pretty much facing the same charges he committed when he was first incarcerated. Such a smart fella, right? Hell nooooo!!! In the meantime, Phaedra is nowhere near her soon-to-be ex-husband. She isn't even at home. She moved herself and two kids to a suite to get away from the media frenzy. Now if I had a vagina and little children I would do the same thing. My only criticism of Phaedra is actually not going to Apollo's sentencing. I mean you guys are married, right? Support your man (even if he is an idiot).
We are then introduced to the newly married, Kandi. Nothing really happens except that it is established Todd and Kandi have different versions of parenting...WHO DOESN'T!!! LOL Sadly, there was no Mama Joyce in this episode...we'll have to wait for her madness next week.
Next we see Cynthia visiting Kenya. Kenya is still upset over the media frenzy over her beatdown against Porsha (or weave attack...whatevs). Anyways, Cynthia is now supporting Kenya more than ever now that her head is out of Nene's ass ( just saying). Cynthia also takes a jab at Nene regarding her history as a stripper. It's going to be interesting seeing how this new and improved Cynthia will play out this season...oh and Cynthia's still married to Peter!!! LOL
At the conclusion of the episode, Apollo and Phaedra have a heated exchange and ends with Apollo wanting a divorce. Another couple faces the Housewives Curse!!!
It was quite a premiere, but I would have liked to meet the newest Housewife, Claudia, and I really would have liked it if Apollo would remain mute, but we all know that's not going to happen...
 
 
 
 
 
 
Speaking of people not remaining mute...on Tuesday we saw the conclusion of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.
The men were still arguing...wait I'm sorry...Jim was still arguing with everybody. Can't this guy get a muzzle?!!! Amber, take care of him!!! Oh nevermind, she's too preoccupied discussing "The Cancer".
The reunion this season was really lame. The drama wasn't as big like it was in the past..such a shame. In my opinion, it was all Dina's fault. she added nothing to the show!!! She even admitted that she regretted ever coming back to the show because of all the drama...REALLY BITCH?!!! This isn't The Golden Girls, OK?!!! By the way...Team Bring Back Jacqueline All The Way!!!  LOL
The big climax of the reunion was when the Rino/Mother-In-Law gossip was mentioned...which was boring!!! We're beating a dead horse people!!!
However, after all the madness, the realness of Teresa's situation was sinking in. Teresa apologized to fans for letting them down. She stated that this reunion will likely be her last. It became really emotional as host, Andy Cohen, started to get teary eyed. The reunion ends with the cameras closing in on Andy holding Teresa's hand and wishing her the best. I even got emotional at that scene. However, Teresa committed a crime and she'll have to pay for it when January comes around. By the way, Teresa might not even serve all 15 months in prison. Anyone ever heard of Good Behavior?!!! Duuuhhh!!! I wish Teresa the best and please keep her four daughters in your thoughts as they go through this tough time.
 
That's it for now. I hope you enjoyed my return to the internet and you can expect me again...NEXT WEEK!!! LOL :)
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