Hello!!! I'm back from my Ginger hiatus!!! Truthfully, I just haven't felt the need to blog until now. Sometimes you need a break, you know what I'm saying? LOL
So let's start with the ladies of Atlanta. The women returned from Puerto Rico. Nene relays her experience on the trip to Greg, her hubby. Of course, he believes every word she says. I'm surprised she would even try to justify her "clit" comment to Claudia. It was horrible and NNNNNAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTYYY!!! Don't say that stiff like that, Nene!!! You go in the corner!!! LOL
Next we see Kandi and Todd together talking about the girls getting along. And then the world was shocked to learn that...Riley...Kandi's daughter...WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD!!! Seriously!!! People were so shocked that it had to trend on Twitter "Riley is 11". Some people are just tall for their age and I would know...OOOKKKAAYYY!!! LOL Also, Kandi and Todd definitely wanted a baby boy at some point. I wish them luck.
On Phaedra's end, she discovers Apollo's date to start serving prison. She's a tough cookie. It really struck me when she said, "It's hard to see the rainbow when you're sitting in the storm". I don't know. It was touching and somewhat haunting the way she said it. I wish Phaedra and her children all the best. Speaking of the kids, we were due for another awkward scene with Apollo. I just feel so bad for those kids. :(
Next we have Team Beauty (Cynthia, Kenya, and Claudia) going to Charlotte to Peter's new bar. Peter should leave the business world in my opinion. His businesses seem to go to ruin after a year or so. LOL
So women are having a good time...even twirling to Kenya's dance hit "Gone With The Wind Fabulous". Yes I like her song now leave me alone!!! LOL
The shocking moment arrives when...Kordell appears!!! WWWHHHHHAAATTTT!!! Can't he just go away!!! Go away Kordell!!!
And then...Kordell and Claudia begin to flirt. Oh nooooo!!! Stay away from him Claudia!!! That boy's a monster (Lady GaGa "Monster" song reference)!!!
Next week we see Porsha and Claudia collide!!! Who will win? Who will throw down? Who reveal Mama Joyce's real identity? LOL JK
P.S Cynthia burned her friend contract from Nene...Girl bye!!
Now Beverly Hills...Brandi and Kyle (not me) got PHYSICAL!!! Truthfully, Kyle shouldn't have grabbed Kyle in the first place, but at the same time Brandi shouldn't have blocked Kyle from talking to Kim. The argument continued outside where Vince (Eileen's hubby) appears behind the garage watching the argument go on...it was hilarious!!! He gets the MVP award this week.
We see Yolanda spending time with her son who we might have seen one other time during Yolanda's entire time on Housewives (LOL), but it was a nice scene. We see Lisa V adopt yet another dog...NO MORE DOGS LISA!!! 7 is insane!!! But at least she can afford it, right? Also we later see her spend time with Eileen. Did I mention how awesome Eileen is? She's just amazing. I can't get over it people!!!
We see Kyle talking to Mauricio about the poker from Hell. Next she tells him how Kim is in the hospital and it may be about her ulcer. My thinking was...BITCH WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE HOSPITAL TENDING TO YOUR SISTER!!! Don't talk to your husband about not knowing what's going on...FIND OUT!!! OMG I swear I blew a Ginger gasket!!! I just feel so bad for Kim. She's going through a lot with Monty having the cancer and her still dealing with her sobriety.
Most of the ladies then attend Lisa R's charity event and Kyle plans a gay mixer (it is Bravo after all LOL) It was hilarious when Lisa R was trying to figure out what a "top" or "bottom" was. It was hilarious!!!
Next week, Brandi gets into it with Kyle yet again and Kyle tells Kim "F*** you"!!! Tune in next week to see why Kyle is a horrible sister!!!
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Cynthia Bailey from RHOA is pictured below :)